To showcase his nation’s defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan of Türkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made revolver engraved with their name, as well as six rounds of live ammunition. What do you think?
“Before giving a gift, you should always check to see if the recipient country already has 500 million of them.”
Regina Sutton, Topiary Peddler
“The traditional gift for your 74th NATO anniversary is a hand grenade.”
Darian Yaghi, Blueprint Approver
“Aw, man, seriously? He gave me socks.”
Curtis Hinton, Hobby Consultant
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