Queen Needs Brian May’s Permission To Exist Again Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 😲 Queen might, just might, return to the live…
Day: July 12, 2026
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
The Pretty Reckless in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
American rock band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
AC/DC in Charlotte, NC(07/12/2026)
Australian rock from Sydney Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump praises Lindsey Graham and country’s strength
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm, golden light of his tweets.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Flags Lowered to Half Mast for Senator Lindsey Graham Until Saturday
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Presidential Decree, Because Why Not? In a move that has left many scratching their…
Man Informs Wife He Can’t Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator
BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social July 12 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 12 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 12 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…