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Day: July 12, 2026

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 12 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 12 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham honored as country supposedly strongest ever under President Donald J Trump
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lindsey Graham honored as country supposedly strongest ever under President Donald J Trump

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a post that has left…

GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…

AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
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AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…

Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
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Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…

RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses
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RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back on the road, and I’m not sure if…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump orders flags lowered for Lindsey Graham
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump orders flags lowered for Lindsey Graham

Milton TruthwellJuly 12, 2026

The nation was shaken to its core as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, issued a…

Pitbull Breaks Record For Largest Crowd In Bald Caps Gathering
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Pitbull Breaks Record For Largest Crowd In Bald Caps Gathering

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Miami rapper Pitbull set a Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people wearing bald caps on July 10th…

Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…

Jack White Performs with Daughter Scarlett in Brooklyn
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Jack White Performs with Daughter Scarlett in Brooklyn

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Jack White shared the stage with his daughter, Scarlett, during his concert at Brooklyn Paramount on Saturday night. The 19-year-old…

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