Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced a U.S. diplomatic campaign to dismantle the International Criminal Court “brick by brick,” claiming the tribunal could be used to override U.S. courts and the Constitution. What do you think?
“Ignoring them seems to be working out fine.”
Steve Parkins, Spoon Polisher
“Can he bring back Night Court?”
Alicia Krebs, Banner Hanger
“The only foreigner who should be telling Americans how to live is Santa.”
Greg Degutis, Systems Analyst
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