Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Month: July 2026
Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…
Top July 4th Tech And Audio Deals Right Now
July 4th holiday sales have kicked off early on Amazon, with deep price cuts on audio gear and personal electronics.…
You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…
Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…
THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 2 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to decipher the wisdom of the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Bible Belt in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
«Rock-n-roll with folk-n-blues influences» from Nowhere, US Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 2 2026 with no details given
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with confusion and intrigue. In a recent transmission…
THE ORANGE ORACLE posts on Truth Social July 2 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…
McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…