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Month: July 2026

Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks
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NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift fans are legion, so it’s no surprise that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has counted himself among…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Caesar Rodney rides 80 miles to secure Americas freedom 250 years ago

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump takes to Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Spirit of 76 exhibition honors American Revolution heroes

Milton TruthwellJuly 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s all about the Spirit of ’76. In a recent Truth Social…

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
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You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Taylor Swift’s Star Studded Wedding Guest List Unfolds
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Taylor Swift’s Star Studded Wedding Guest List Unfolds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s reported wedding weekend is underway at Madison Square Garden. The celebration is expected to span…

Spotify Charts Manipulated With Fake Streams Allegedly
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Spotify Charts Manipulated With Fake Streams Allegedly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Traders on Kalshi are accused by a vocal user of manipulating Spotify’s charts in order to win big on the…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
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Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

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