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Month: July 2026

Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…

Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again
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Proud Boys Get Free Pass Courtesy of Justice System Again

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Timothy Kelly, has dismissed the seditious conspiracy case…

Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway
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Trump Tries To Delay Housing Bill But Oops It Passed Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

I’m reading this article about the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere
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Trump’s Playbook Now Required Reading For Aspiring Demagogues Everywhere

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world’s modern populists have discovered a common…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles and more
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles and more

Milton TruthwellJuly 11, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unleashes Fury on Iran, Declares MAXIMUM PATRIOTIC OUTPUT In a shocking display of diplomatic bravado,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump cuts better deal for Gordie Howe bridge opening July 27th
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump cuts better deal for Gordie Howe bridge opening July 27th

Milton TruthwellJuly 11, 2026

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK. In…

LATEST PROPHECY Donald posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026
The Orange Oracle

LATEST PROPHECY Donald posts on Truth Social on July 11 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump threatens Iran with 1000 missiles

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION from his…

Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Last Ten Seconds Of Life in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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The Last Ten Seconds Of Life in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Deathcore and downtempo metal from Mansfield, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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