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Month: July 2026

Hayley Williams Performs Sinéad O’Connor Classic in Dublin Concert
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Hayley Williams Performs Sinéad O’Connor Classic in Dublin Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Hayley Williams closed out the European leg of her “Hayley Williams At A Bachelorette Party” tour at Dublin’s National Stadium…

Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford
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Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland has announced a new exhibit titled “Women in Metal: You Will…

THE ORANGE ORACLE blasts Senate for not firing biased Parliamentarian
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE blasts Senate for not firing biased Parliamentarian

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: FIRE THE PARLIAMENTARIAN NOW! In a recent Truth Social post,…

Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Mars Volta have announced a new live album titled Lucro Sucio; Unfinished Business, due out September 4th digitally and…

LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure
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LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

LEGO has unveiled the first look at its fully buildable Boba Fett display figure, which will be released on August…

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas
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Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINTGON, D.C. — In the wake of yesterday’s Supreme Court rulings, President Trump has announces a $1 trillion initiative…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares post on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares post on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils Historic Investment in TRUMP ACCOUNTS In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…

Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028
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Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Sony has announced that physical copies of PlayStation games will no longer be sold beginning in January 2028, citing “shifting…

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth
Babylon Bee

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
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Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

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