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Month: July 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE blasts Senate for not firing biased Parliamentarian
The Orange Oracle

THE ORANGE ORACLE blasts Senate for not firing biased Parliamentarian

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: FIRE THE PARLIAMENTARIAN NOW! In a recent Truth Social post,…

Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

The Mars Volta have announced a new live album titled Lucro Sucio; Unfinished Business, due out September 4th digitally and…

LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure
Live

LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

LEGO has unveiled the first look at its fully buildable Boba Fett display figure, which will be released on August…

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINTGON, D.C. — In the wake of yesterday’s Supreme Court rulings, President Trump has announces a $1 trillion initiative…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares post on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE shares post on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 1, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils Historic Investment in TRUMP ACCOUNTS In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…

Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028
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Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Sony has announced that physical copies of PlayStation games will no longer be sold beginning in January 2028, citing “shifting…

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth
Babylon Bee

SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth

FinnJuly 1, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that…

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet
Breaking, Music News

Bryan Adams croons again because apparently he wasn’t done yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Bryan Adams is back with a brand new single, 51st State, a powerful…

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
Breaking, Games News

Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…

IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
Breaking, Games News

IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…

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