Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…
Month: July 2026
OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Trump sends message via red card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…
Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Harry Kane is a great England soccer player apparently
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Declares Harry Kane as GREAT Player, Nation Teeters on Brink of PATRIOTIC ENERGY SURGE In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden’s border surge allegedly inflates home prices by 30 percent
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: a Federal Reserve working paper suggests that the wave of…
Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…
The Ultimate Metalhead Regret
Some concerts are worth bending space and time for Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
Roger Glover promises not to milk farewell tour cash grab just yet
Oh no, the world is apparently not ready for DEEP PURPLE to retire just yet 🤯! In a shocking turn…