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Month: July 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Beautiful Maple and Oak Trees planted at White House
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Beautiful Maple and Oak Trees planted at White House

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has shaken the very foundations of our nation’s capital, as Donald Trump announced…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Republicans urged to add Iran to Russian Sanctions Bill
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Republicans urged to add Iran to Russian Sanctions Bill

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims North Sea Oil will enrich UK instantly
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims North Sea Oil will enrich UK instantly

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Aberdeen, Scotland are apparently dancing in the streets. According to a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden Admin leaves WW2 Memorial fountains in disrepair
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Biden Admin leaves WW2 Memorial fountains in disrepair

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Dire Warning from the Depths of the WW2 Memorial In a shocking revelation, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Republicans urged to add Iran to Russian Sanctions Bill
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Republicans urged to add Iran to Russian Sanctions Bill

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH. In…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Scotland dances as Andy Burnham vows to tap North Sea Oil riches
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Scotland dances as Andy Burnham vows to tap North Sea Oil riches

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Aberdeen, Scotland are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Republican Party doomed if they target Supreme Court and Senate filibuster
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Republican Party doomed if they target Supreme Court and Senate filibuster

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Republican Party is on high alert. In a recent Truth Social post, Donald…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jack Smith spied on Donald Trump in Congress allegedly
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jack Smith spied on Donald Trump in Congress allegedly

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth is out: Jack Smith is a snoop. According to a recent post…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Lindsey Graham wanted Iran added to Russian Sanctions Bill allegedly
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Lindsey Graham wanted Iran added to Russian Sanctions Bill allegedly

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again riveted by the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH. In…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hails Andy Burnham’s North Sea Oil plan
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hails Andy Burnham’s North Sea Oil plan

Milton TruthwellJuly 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Aberdeen, Scotland are allegedly dancing in the streets. According to a…

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