Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…
Month: July 2026
Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…
Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…
EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…
Jon Stewart Breaks Down Trump’s Correspondents Dinner Disaster
The White House Correspondents’ Dinner recently took place, featuring a 65-minute set by Donald Trump. The set was met with…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts from Truth Social on July 28 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE 2026 post sparks intrigue on July 28
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…