Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…
Month: July 2026
‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment
MORRO BAY, CA—Peeking out through the doorway to address the complaints, local man Hugh Montgomery reportedly said, “We’ll keep…
John Mulaney Hits NYC With 2027 Mulaney Takes Manhattan Tour
John Mulaney has announced “Mulaney Takes Manhattan,” a 2027 New York City run that will see him perform standup comedy…
Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film
Christopher Nolan spent the press cycle for The Odyssey hyping up Emily Wilson’s translation, and when she finally saw the…
Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single
Tom Morello has announced his first solo rock album, titled Everyone Gets Everything They Want, out September 25th on Mom…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 28 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: IRS Chief Bisignano claims 99M in payments stopped successfully
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: IRS CEO finds 10 percent of Social Security recipients erroneously listed
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…
Linda Perhacs Vanishes Mysteriously
Linda Perhacs, the psychedelic folk singer-songwriter behind the cult classic 1970 album Parallelograms, has been reported missing. The 82-year-old musician’s…