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Month: July 2026

Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year
Live, Music News

Lou Gramm Calls It Quits On Live Performances This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Original Foreigner singer Lou Gramm says he plans to retire from live performance by the end of 2026. As of…

Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…

Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo
Babylon Bee

Nazi Really Regretting Getting Graham Platner Tattoo

FinnJuly 9, 2026

    BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed…

What To Know About The Live-Action ‘Moana’
The Onion

What To Know About The Live-Action ‘Moana’

FinnJuly 9, 2026

       Disney’s live-action remake of Moana comes to theaters this weekend, a decade after the original animated film was released.…

Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life
Live, Music News

Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Paris Jackson has announced her sophomore album, HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, out on August 21st. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY…

Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51
Live, Music News

Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

It’s a big week for Jack White: He turns 51 today, kicks off a new North American tour tonight, and…

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
Breaking, Games News

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
Breaking, Music News

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
Breaking, Music News

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
Breaking, Music News

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

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