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Day: September 2, 2026

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Bad Bunny Wins Big In Reggaeton Copyright Battle
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Bad Bunny Wins Big In Reggaeton Copyright Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Bad Bunny and dozens of other artists have scored a major victory in a copyright lawsuit targeting nearly 2,000 songs,…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
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BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…

Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently
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Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest development. The Trump administration’s efforts to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Hung Cao as next Navy Secretary
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Hung Cao as next Navy Secretary

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree, Names Hung Cao as Next Secretary of the Navy In a move that…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald J Trump touts G20 meeting success in Asheville North Carolina
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald J Trump touts G20 meeting success in Asheville North Carolina

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his wisdom. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims total control of Hormuz Strait as Iran economy collapses
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims total control of Hormuz Strait as Iran economy collapses

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the depths of his wisdom. In…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Trump winning Iran war stay the course
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Trump winning Iran war stay the course

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: Trump is winning the Iran war, and we must stay…

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