Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…
Day: September 11, 2026
Burton C Bell still talking somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…
Carín León Returns To Sphere In 2027 After Record Breaking Debut
Carín León is heading back to the Sphere. Following his historic debut at the Las Vegas venue, the Mexican singer…
9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…
Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
Deathcore from Yekaterinburg, Russia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…
Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…
Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…