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Day: September 19, 2026

Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
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Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
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Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM
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Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Сrossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
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Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 19 2026
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 19 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 19, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
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Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…

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