Sheriff’s Ballot Seizure Probe Shut Down Nationwide Implications Ensue
The California Supreme Court has shut down a right-wing sheriff’s efforts to seize and investigate ballots over debunked allegations of…
Day: September 27, 2026
Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…
LEGALIZER: Guy Asks If Passive-Aggressive Fridge Notes Are a Federal Crime, Immediately Regretting Nothing and Everything
A perfectly ordinary office worker asked the internet's most important question — “Is it a a federal crime to leave a passive-aggressive sticky note on a share…
Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Lindsay Clancy case is back in the news, and it’s…
Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
SNL Season 52 Premiere Delivers Few But Memorable Moments
Saturday Night Live kicked off its 52nd season with New York Knicks superstar and NBA champion Jalen Brunson as host…
Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…