ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump praises SEC for slashing taxes on ETFs
In a move that has left economists and experts scratching their heads, the SEC, led by Paul Atkins, has slashed…
Month: September 2026
California Teen Flunks Driver’s License Test For Fully Stopping At Stop Sign
SACRAMENTO, CA — A local 16-year-old saw her dreams crushed Thursday after bringing her vehicle to a complete, zero-mile-per-hour…
Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Iran politicians urge end to war after months of turmoil
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has arrived, and it’s a doozy. In a stunning display of international diplomacy,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Joan of Arc statue gets cleaned and waxed in Meridian Park
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, the words of wisdom come to us from the desk…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: National Park Service beautifies Dante statue in Washington DC
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the importance of maintaining our cultural heritage.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: George Mason Memorial fountain repaired after eight years
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Vital Update on Fountain Repair In a shocking development that has left experts scrambling…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: FDR Memorial Fountains Rehabilitated After Five Years
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s about fountains. Specifically, the fountains and pools at the Franklin Delano…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 7 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In a recent transmission…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 7 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s all about the GENERAL RULES. In a recent Truth Social…