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Month: September 2026

Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Babysitter’s Repeat Performance Ends in Kidnapping Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading through this wild story, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. Elica Redding, a…

Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds May Crash Your Voting Party

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump leads the Counter Revolution movement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump leads the Counter Revolution movement

Milton TruthwellSeptember 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s about the Counter Revolution.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses James Uthmeier for Florida Attorney General
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses James Uthmeier for Florida Attorney General

Milton TruthwellSeptember 7, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida can rest easy knowing that James Uthmeier, the state’s Attorney…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump leads counter revolution movement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump leads counter revolution movement

Milton TruthwellSeptember 7, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is forever changed. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…

Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Even this jerk is starting to understand now apparently
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Even this jerk is starting to understand now apparently

Milton TruthwellSeptember 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has taken to Truth Social to declare that “Even this jerk…

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