ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 7 2026
The Orange Oracle, also known as the Commander of Caps Lock, has spoken again, and this time, the transmission from…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump predicts big midterm win to save America
In a shocking display of patriotism, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to wish…
Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…
PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…
Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…
South Park Helps Trump Score His First Emmy Award
Donald Trump finally got long-sought-after Emmy Award… thanks to South Park. At Sunday night’s Creative Arts Emmys, Trey Parker and…
War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for…
Radiohead Sets 2027 Tour For Australia And Japan
RADIOHEAD have confirmed a 21-date run of shows in Perth, Melbourne, and Sydney, Australia, and Saitama, Japan, taking place in…
Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…