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Month: September 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP claims making hundreds of billions for USA
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP claims making hundreds of billions for USA

Milton TruthwellSeptember 6, 2026

In a shocking display of altruism, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to proclaim…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: September 6, 2026 post sparks controversy and confusion
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: September 6, 2026 post sparks controversy and confusion

Milton TruthwellSeptember 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has taken to Truth Social to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 6 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 6 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 6, 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 6, 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Calls Mar-a-Lago The Best Club
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Calls Mar-a-Lago The Best Club

Milton TruthwellSeptember 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of the Mar-a-Lago Club.…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s still hard…

Chainsmokers Concert in San Jose Sends 14 to Hospital
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Chainsmokers Concert in San Jose Sends 14 to Hospital

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026

Fourteen people were hospitalized during The Chainsmokers‘ concert in San Jose, California, on Friday night after emergency crews responded to…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald slowly grasps obvious truth on social media
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald slowly grasps obvious truth on social media

Milton TruthwellSeptember 6, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of its utter bewilderment. In a recent TRANSMISSION…

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