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Month: September 2026

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
Breaking, Games News

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 4 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 4 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 5, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump eyes helping Ukraine build Patriot missiles
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump eyes helping Ukraine build Patriot missiles

Milton TruthwellSeptember 5, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Ukraine’s air defense hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump demands lower interest rates after 162000 jobs added
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump demands lower interest rates after 162000 jobs added

Milton TruthwellSeptember 5, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the jobs numbers are in: 162,000 new positions were added in August, shattering estimates…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congress mulls turning Donald Trump’s data center pledge into law
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Congress mulls turning Donald Trump’s data center pledge into law

Milton TruthwellSeptember 5, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree on Data Center Pledge In a move that has left many in Washington…

Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Patrice De La Ossa, who sold her home in Phoenix to help…

Kid Cudi Joins Kanye West Onstage At Chicago Concert
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Kid Cudi Joins Kanye West Onstage At Chicago Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026

Kid Cudi is defending his decision to perform at Kanye West’s Chicago homecoming concert at Solider Field on Friday night…

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