ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump promises cheaper drugs beef gas before Labor Day
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been informed: cheaper drugs, cheaper beef, and cheaper gas are on…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Christian leaders ask Donald Trump to aid Jewish Canadians fleeing antisemitism
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Directive on Jewish Canadians In a move that has left many scratching their heads,…
Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck
The most epic news ever has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe a little) 🤯! Netflix has…
Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the…
Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…
Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…
Bad Bunny Wins Big In Reggaeton Copyright Battle
Bad Bunny and dozens of other artists have scored a major victory in a copyright lawsuit targeting nearly 2,000 songs,…
Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…
BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…