Byrne Creates Oscar Buzz With Elon Musk Inspired Tune
David Byrne has written an original song for Musk, Alex Gibney’s upcoming documentary about Elon Musk, and he didn’t have…
Month: September 2026
HBO Drops New Harry Potter Teaser Trailer
The new trailer for HBO’s upcoming Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone features a lot of very familiar sights for…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of presidential wisdom. In…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump promises cheaper drugs beef gas before Labor Day
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Christian leaders urge Donald Trump to aid Jewish Canadians fleeing antisemitism
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Christian leaders are listening. In a recent transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet, a call…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT touts 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America
We have just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post,…
Toddler Puts Self Up For Adoption After Seeing Mom Scrolling Lindsay Clancy TikTok
DANBURY, CT — According to sources, a toddler has reportedly put herself up for adoption after witnessing his mother…
Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
John Lennon’s First Grandkid Arrives
John Lennon’s first grandchild has been born. Sean Ono Lennon, the only child of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, and…
Brazil Enacts Taylor Swift Law After Fan Death At Her Concert
Brazil has introduced new concert regulations requiring free drinking water at large events and cracking down on ticket scalping, three…