ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Orthodox Patriarch praises Trump and Vance’s Jerusalem pilgrimage
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with a transmission of unparalleled wisdom. In a…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 8 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 8 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 8 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…
Stevie Wonder Plans Songs in the Key of Life Anniversary Tour
Stevie Wonder has announced a tour celebrating the 50th anniversary of his magnum opus, Songs in the Key of Life,…
Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…
Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…