HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
Month: September 2026
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Supreme Court greenlights Donald J Trump’s Ballroom Military Complex
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump meets Jon Voight to save Hollywood with tax incentives
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Hollywood hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth Social post,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT praises great Senator and skilled golfer
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the prophecy is all about greatness. In a recent Truth Social…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…
Zakk Wylde — 13-Minute «War Pigs» Chaos! (In the Crowd + Behind the Head Solo) 🎸🔥
Pure madness at the Zakk Sabbath show in Asheville! Zakk Wylde turned the iconic «War Pigs» into a 13-minute symphony…