ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
Month: September 2026
Ray LaMontagne Faints Onstage In Nashville Due To Dehydration
Ray LaMontagne collapsed onstage during his concert at Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium on Saturday night, bringing the show to an early…
Art Garfunkel May Exit US Due To Trump Presidency
Art Garfunkel, the renowned singer of Simon & Garfunkel, has expressed his disappointment with the current state of the United…
Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sekou Siby, a man who was supposed to be working at the Windows…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT vows to fix Canada’s dollar imbalance issue immediately
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Canada’s currency hangs in the balance. In a recent Truth Social…
Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Dumocrats allegedly cheat due to lack of voter ID laws
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET is sounding the alarm about the so-called…
Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…
Former Every Time I Die Guitarist Andy Williams Dies at 48
Andy Williams, the former Every Time I Die guitarist who also wrestled professionally as “The Butcher,” died at the age…
TWISTED SISTER Still A Thing Somehow Performs With SEBASTIAN BACH
I mean, who wouldn’t want to see TWISTED SISTER with Sebastian Bach on vocals? It’s not like we’ve been begging…