ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT to speak at massive rally in Dallas
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…
Month: September 2026
Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…
Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails booming business on Lake America
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves across the nation, as President Donald Trump announced that the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump joins Lt Dan podcast to discuss Republican Convention
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP declares US number one in tech and AI at G20
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his wisdom. In a recent Truth Social…