Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…
Month: September 2026
Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Florida Messiah.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and the world is left to decipher the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, who…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald Trump posts on September 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 5 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is on high alert. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 5 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…
First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A passenger on American Airlines Flight 618 from Dallas Fort Worth…