Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…
Month: September 2026
Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…
Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…
Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…
Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 4 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President delivers touching eulogy for Lindsey Graham
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and this time, it’s a real tear-jerker. In a shocking turn of events, the COMMANDER…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Trump transforms frozen conflict into peace model somehow
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, and Miracles Happen In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, also known…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Donald J Trump names Adam Telle Acting Secretary of Army
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles with anticipation. In a move that has left experts scrambling to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Missouri Supreme Court ruling sparks election chaos according to Donald J Trump
The Missouri Supreme Court has ruled in favor of changing the maps back to what they were a long time…