GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barnburner, folks. As I sipped my coffee and read through…
Month: September 2026
COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…
FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
Sheriff’s Ballot Seizure Probe Shut Down Nationwide Implications Ensue
The California Supreme Court has shut down a right-wing sheriff’s efforts to seize and investigate ballots over debunked allegations of…
Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…
LEGALIZER: Guy Asks If Passive-Aggressive Fridge Notes Are a Federal Crime, Immediately Regretting Nothing and Everything
A perfectly ordinary office worker asked the internet's most important question — “Is it a a federal crime to leave a passive-aggressive sticky note on a share…
Lindsay Clancy Gets Second Chance At Justice Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Lindsay Clancy case is back in the news, and it’s…
Former Executioner Now Has Unwanted Pen Pals From Beyond Grave
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ron McAndrew, a former warden at Florida State Prison, has been…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…