Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Reboots Apparently
In the endless pursuit of nostalgia and easy profits, TV revivals have become the norm. It’s a rare classic show…
Month: September 2026
Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…
60 Minutes Revamp Draws Smaller Crowd for Season Debut
The newly retooled 60 Minutes suffered a heavy TV audience falloff in its season premiere, Variety reports. The ratings for…
Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…
Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just blocked President Donald Trump’s sweeping restrictions on…
Kennedy Center Shutting Down Immediately Due to New Plan
The Kennedy Center, a performing arts venue, is set to close immediately after its board, backed by Donald Trump, voted…
Ed Sheeran’s Team Quits Tour Over Palestine Support
Ed Sheeran’s three remaining opening acts, FINNEAS, Lukas Graham, and Aaron Rowe, have withdrawn from his “LOOP” US tour following…
Charli XCX Brings Wild Reality Blending Show to Brooklyn
Charli xcx’s “Music, Fashion, Film Tour” is a literal representation of its title, showcasing the artist’s music, fashion sense, and…
Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kennedy Center closes for reconstruction pending court ruling
The Kennedy Center has been closed for safety reasons, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a…