Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Month: September 2026
Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
Hard rock from Sacramento, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…
Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Wants 30-Foot Washington Statue by 2032 Birthday
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has issued a TRANSMISSION via Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Smithsonian urged to honor George Washington with 5 year exhibition
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a new TRANSMISSION, calling on the Smithsonian Institution to honor the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 12 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. Donald Trump, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 12 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…