Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
Month: September 2026
TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
McConnell’s Mysterious Disappearance Somehow Not Huge Headline Everywhere
The Senate is set to return on Monday, and I’m still trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell will be…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE great golfer has very little time to play golf anymore
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Planet Zoo 2: Where Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Meets Endless Billing Cycles
I recently had the chance to get my grubby little hands on Planet Zoo 2, the latest game from Frontier…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Trump Brings Chaos To Ireland Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest adventure in Ireland, and I have to say, it’s…
Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
Instrumental progressive metal and rock trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
Melodic death metal/doom from Austin, Texas. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
Melodic death/doom metal from Newington, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…