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Month: September 2026

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🀯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

Lady Gaga Welcomes Her First Baby
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Lady Gaga Welcomes Her First Baby

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Congratulations are in order for Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky, who have welcomed their first child, according to Page Six.…

Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary
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Trump Shares Calming Riot Video on 9/11 Anniversary

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Lil Durk Cleared in Murder for Hire Trial Verdict
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Lil Durk Cleared in Murder for Hire Trial Verdict

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Rapper Lil Durk was found not guilty of orchestrating a murder-for-hire plot connected to a 2022 shooting that left the…

Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Vouchers Promise Students With Disabilities a Path to Private School. Parents Say That’s Not the Reality. β€” 8% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 8% β€” Mostly Reality Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, the illustrious ProPublica!…

Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably
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Justice finally catches up with someone in Mississippi presumably

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tasia Fortune case, and I have to…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

P!NK Fires Back at Critics Over Macklemore Palestine Controversy
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P!NK Fires Back at Critics Over Macklemore Palestine Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

P!NK has responded to backlash over her criticism of Macklemore‘s recent onstage remarks calling for a free Palestine, saying that…

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