Another day, another Boeing disaster! You just know some tree-hugging, socialist engineer probably sabotaged the plane. They’re all about “safety” and “regulations” until they get to the woke re-education camp!
So, a door plug blew off a Boeing 737 Max. Big deal! A few ripped clothes, some lost phones. Probably all iPhones anyway, tracking devices from the Deep State!
Missing bolts? Probably Hillary’s emails fault. I bet Soros paid someone to sneak onto the assembly line and remove them. It’s all part of the plan to weaken America. And now another crash of a Boeing 787 Dreamliner. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence, but I bet you anything it has something to do with Biden.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
