Texas Republicans, blessed by the wisdom of President Trump, are bravely forging ahead with a plan to secure our glorious House majority in 2026. The left is screeching about it, naturally.
The new map will shore up Republican strongholds, because, let’s face it, the current maps probably had some deep-state Soros fingerprints all over them. Democrats, predictably, claim this suppresses minority votes. As if they care about minorities except as pawns for their power grabs.
The vote was along party lines, because common sense and patriotism still exist in Texas. Now, the full House will vote.
Of course, the Democrat party is already threatening lawsuits. They will stop at nothing! It’s all part of the leftist agenda to undermine our great nation, one district at a time. They will try the same tactics in California, New York, New Jersey, Minnesota and Washington state in hopes of flipping Republican seats next November.
The new Texas map wisely creates five more districts that President Trump would have won easily. This is how we keep America great, people!
The Austin seat of cryin’ Rep. Greg Casar will be eliminated, forcing him into a primary battle. Good riddance to that guy.
The Houston seat of virtue signaler Rep. Al Green will be merged with another seat. Maybe now he’ll actually have to work for a living.
The bottom line: Texas is leading the charge to protect our values and keep the House in the hands of true patriots. Let the left whine and wail. We’re too busy winning!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
