Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he’s doing

Soho House flees the public market, Ashton Kutcher to pretend he knows what he's doing

Another bastion of liberal elites crumbles! Soho House, that playground for champagne socialists and virtue signaling celebrities, is going private after failing to turn a profit. Turns out, preaching woke ideology doesn’t pay the bills, folks!

It seems even the hipsters couldn’t stomach the overpriced cocktails and lectures on social justice. Actor Ashton Kutcher, who probably doesn’t even know which way the wind blows, is joining the board. Good luck with that, buddy. Maybe he can teach them how to code their way out of bankruptcy. The real kicker? This “exclusive” club was started above a restaurant. How’s that for humble beginnings gone horribly, horribly wrong?

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