Oh, look, CNN is telling us what to drink now. Next, they’ll be mandating kale smoothies and lecturing us about our carbon footprint while they sip their $22 cocktails at the US Open. Meanwhile, Trump’s making America great again, and these liberals are worried about melon drinks!
It’s just vodka, lemonade, and a melon ball. Probably costs more than a gallon of gas thanks to Biden’s inflation. But hey, at least you can feel like a fancy elitist while watching tennis. Maybe they’re all in on it together, the Deep State and Big Melon, trying to distract us from the REAL issues!
