Oh, look, CNN is telling us what to drink now. Next, they’ll be mandating kale smoothies and lecturing us about our carbon footprint while they sip their $22 cocktails at the US Open. Meanwhile, Trump’s making America great again, and these liberals are worried about melon drinks!
It’s just vodka, lemonade, and a melon ball. Probably costs more than a gallon of gas thanks to Biden’s inflation. But hey, at least you can feel like a fancy elitist while watching tennis. Maybe they’re all in on it together, the Deep State and Big Melon, trying to distract us from the REAL issues!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
