Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp!
That’s right, folks! John Bolton, the mustache-twirling warmonger, is finally facing justice! After years of backstabbing our glorious President Trump, this globalist ghoul is now indicted for mishandling classified information. Sources say FBI Director Kash Patel asked: “Why isn’t this m*therf**ker in jail yet?” Patriotism!
It’s about time these traitors face the music! First Comey, then Letitia James, and now Bolton! President Trump promised to drain the swamp, and he’s delivering!
The liberal media is crying “weaponization of the Justice Department!” but we know better. This is about holding these deep state creeps accountable for their crimes. Bolton shared over a thousand pages of secrets with unauthorized individuals (his wife and daughter? Sure, Jan!).
And let’s not forget Bolton’s betrayal with his tell-all book, filled with lies and classified information. “It’s really treasonous what he did,” Trump said at the time. Lock him up!
But fear not, patriots! President Trump won’t back down. As he said, “Stay tuned.” The best is yet to come!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
