LAST CHANCE TO SPEND $100 FOR THE *PRIVILEGE* OF GIVING US CASH TO RUN IN THE COLD 🏃♂️❄️
Dec. 1–13: Buy $100 of overpriced gear 🛍️💸 for a *shot* at 1 of 10 daily race slots (cash only, because 2025 is the Middle Ages).
📍 **Daimler HQ, Swan Island**—where trucks dream of runners freezing in festive agony 🚛🎄.
🍪 **Cookie stations** (because carbs fix everything).
🎤 **Carolers** (to drown out your wheezing).
🍺 **Migration Brewing** (liquid courage for the “van-life” Yeti medal).
4,800 spots. 0 logic. **Register now**—or cry watching others eat cookies in costumes. 😭🍪👻
[OFFICIAL RACE WEBSITE HERE](https://foottraffic.us/races/holiday-half/) (aka the fine print you’ll ignore).
