New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony So Dull It’s Basically Performance Art

Get ready to spiritually manifest your dream year while still in pajama pants! This online shamanic ceremony promises to align your soul with 2026’s purpose—no pants required. 🧘‍♀️✨ Join Hailey Noa Sunday, Jan 4, 2026, 10:30-12:30 via Zoom. Only €22 and 20 spots! 🌿📵🕯️

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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