Atlanta’s elite gather every Friday at Seven Midtown to sip $20 cocktails, admire their reflections in newly polished floors, and pretend they’re not paying $8 for truffle fries. Valet parking available, because walking is for peasants. 🚗💸 #BougieAF
RSVP for free entry before 11 PM—because after that, even your dignity has a cover charge. 🕖🕶️
Bottle service: (404) 312-2234. Ego inflation: included. 📞🔥
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
