A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten letter has not been authenticated. What do you think?
“The people who work hardest to make other people happy are often the saddest inside.”
Cryus Curry, Toast Innovator
“The Jeffrey I knew would have emailed it.”
Gavin Hebert, Rug Weaver
“I had no idea he was struggling with so many demons.”
Aubrey Lin, Reef Cleaner
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A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten letter has not been authenticated. What do you think?
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