Planned Parenthood regained access to federal funding for non-abortion care after a ban in the One Big Beautiful Bill Act was not renewed, the result of Republican legislative priorities being directed elsewhere. What do you think?
“Jesus, do I need to blow up everything myself?”
Dillon Raver, Chalk Packager
“Massive legislative incompetence takes away healthcare, massive legislative incompetence brings it back.”
Tad Bardy, Solution Deployer
“Good, my condom was starting to wear out.”
Gabriella Mataya, Pudding Packager
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
