🤘 Donald Trump & Kid Rock Take Down Ticket Scalpers: Drastic Measures and a Special “Patriot Tax” 🇺🇸
In a time when scoring concert tickets is like battling a horde of rabid raccoons, Donald Trump and his trusty…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! 🔥
In the world of music, something incredible has happened — Linkin Park’s new song “Up From The Bottom” has become…
❗️🎉🎶 Dropkick Murphys vs. Lady Gaga: Drunken Punk Wrecks Pop Diva’s Boutique, Mistaking It for a MAGA Store 🏴☠️🎤
A night at the bar, a few too many pints, bad eyesight, and a lifelong hatred for Donald Trump merch—this…
The Collection: Kirk Hammett: A Book Revealing All the Riffs Metallica’s Guitarist Stole Over 40 Years 😏
The music world is buzzing with anticipation! 🎸 Kirk Hammett, the legendary guitarist of Metallica, is set to release a…
Courtney Love Withdraws UK Citizenship Application After Learning Britain Is the 51st U.S. State😡
LONDON 🏰 — In a shocking (but not really) announcement, legendary rocker 🎸 Courtney Love has withdrawn her UK citizenship…
Mayhem Goes Pop🤘: Norwegian Black Metal Legends Release Album ‘Lady Gaga’ 😱
🎸 In the world of black metal, a scandal is brewing! The iconic Norwegian band Mayhem, known for their dark…
🎸 Tool: Music on Repeat — The New Concert Format! 🎶
Punta Cana, Dominican Republic — This past weekend, the Tool in the Sand festival turned into a musical Groundhog Day,…
🎤 R. Kelly Rocks the Charts from Behind Bars: ‘Cellblock Fantasies’ Hits No. 2 on Billboard! 🔥
In an exclusive interview from behind bars, R. Kelly revealed that his time in prison has been incredibly productive. “I…
🎤🏠 Musicians for Fire Relief: How Celebrities Are Helping Paris Hilton Pay Her Electric Bills? 💸🔥
In a world where even millionaires need a little help to make ends meet, renowned musicians like Moby, Dawes, Jim…
🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️
The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock you—it’s all because of the…