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Author: Finn

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite
The Onion

Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite

FinnJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Critics Praise Benson Boone Album As Finite appeared first on The Onion.   FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…

Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities
Babylon Bee

Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities

FinnJune 26, 2025

TEHRAN — Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American…

Man Gets Stuck In Chimney While Trying To Rescue Dog Trapped In Building
The Onion

Man Gets Stuck In Chimney While Trying To Rescue Dog Trapped In Building

FinnJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFirefighters had to rescue a man who got stuck in the chimney of a Connecticut parks building while…

Hamas Claims Responsibility For NYC Mayoral Primary
Babylon Bee

Hamas Claims Responsibility For NYC Mayoral Primary

FinnJune 25, 2025

NEW YORK — The Hamas terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the results of last night’s mayoral primary in New…

Only 10 People Left at Xbox, Including Janitor and Coffee Guy
Microsoft Plans to Lay Off -90 Xbox Employees — Even Though Only 10 Are Left
Games News

Only 10 People Left at Xbox, Including Janitor and Coffee Guy

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

According to a fresh Bloomberg report, Microsoft is preparing another round of massive layoffs in the Xbox division, despite the…

Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
Breaking, Movie News

Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…

Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
Breaking, Movie News

Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…

The Onion

Taylor Swift Wakes Up From Nightmare Where Travis Kelce Wins Oscar Before Her

FinnJune 24, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBOCA RATON, FL—Sitting straight up in bed in a cold sweat as she struggled to shake the horrifying…

10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025
Babylon Bee

10 Most Carbon-Friendly Vehicles In 2025

FinnJune 23, 2025

With the world falling apart and the threat of a nuclear holocaust looming each day, everyone can agree that the…

Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For
Babylon Bee

Obama Distraught As Trump Bombs Cool Nuke Factory He Paid For

FinnJune 23, 2025

EDGARTOWN, MA — With the news that the U.S. military had carried out a successful bombing operation in Iran over…

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