John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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Marvel Multiverse: So Easy, Even Your Grandma Can Understand It (Spoiler: She Won’t)
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Democrats Demand Common-Sense Prayer Control
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Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
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Florida Orders Cities To Remove Rainbow Crosswalks
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Travis Kelce Finally Acquires Ring Without Help Of Referees
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