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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka
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Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka

FinnAugust 16, 2025

KYIV — Ukraine government officials sounded the alarm today after President Trump emerged from his meeting with Putin sporting a…

What To Know About ‘Weapons’
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What To Know About ‘Weapons’

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWeapons, a new horror film from the director of Barbarian, topped the box office on its opening weekend.…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
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Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
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Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…

Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
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Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…

Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake
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Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake

FinnAugust 15, 2025

ANCHORAGE, AK — Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President…

James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

The Onion

Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker

FinnAugust 15, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Shedding new light on the widespread dissemination of misinformation, the Pew Research Center released a new poll Friday…

Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)
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Aaaaaaaah! More Like Aaaaaaaagh! My Eyes! (10th Anniversary Re-Release)

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Tickets are now on sale for what is possibly the most intellectual cinematic masterpiece of our time, nay, of all…

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