Blipbug Blunders Into Pokémon GO: Bug Out Bonanza, March Pass Mayhem Unleashed!
Time to swap your bug catchers for Poké Balls, Trainers. Pokémon GO announces the debut of Blipbug at the Bug…
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Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…
Blizzard Unleashes Overwatch Rush, a Top-Down Mobile Spin That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody asked for, Blizzard Entertainment has unveiled Overwatch Rush, a mobile game…
Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…
From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…
WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…
Last Flag Promises To Be A ‘Not Too Sweaty’ Capture The Flag Game Show — Because Who Wants To Actually Move?
Oh look, another game about running around with flags 🏃♂️🏳️🌈—but this time it’s wrapped in a disco ball and served…
One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…