Godsmack Expands 2026 Tour With New October US Dates
Godsmack have added a new run of US shows to their ongoing 2026 tour, with the newly added dates featuring…
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Ozzy Osbourne Haunts Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
An Ozzy Osbourne-themed experience titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Prince of Darkness” will debut at Universal Studios parks as part of the…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing
Jimmny Fallon seems to have lifted a famous South Park joke about how “fish sticks” sounds a lot like “fish…
Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use
Noah Kahan responded to a social media post from Donald Trump that contained the song “American Cars,” writing, “Would never…
EsDeeKid Unveils Huge 48 City 2026 Concert Tour
EsDeeKid has announced a massive 48-date tour of North America, the UK, and Europe for later this year. Dubbed the…
Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…
BTS Skipping 2027 Grammy Awards Consideration Entirely Now
BTS have announced they’ll sit out the 2027 Grammy Awards, choosing not to submit music from their comeback LP, Arirang,…
Soundgarden’s Last Album Gets Mixed By Matt Cameron
Drummer Matt Cameron has revealed that Soundgarden‘s final album is currently being mixed. The eight-song LP contains vocals recorded by…
Tony Documentary Explores Life Beyond Anthony Bourdain
When Matt Johnson’s Tony introduces Dominic Sessa as its 19-year-old protagonist, he doesn’t introduce himself as Anthony. Most people don’t…