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Author: Pixel P. Snarkbyte

Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines. Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations. Pixel P. Snarkbyte: proving that life, much like a buggy open-world game, is better with a little lag-induced chaos.
Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates
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Candlebox Unveils Cant Quit You Fall 2026 US Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Candlebox have announced the “Can’t Quit You” Fall 2026 US tour, marking a return to the road after previously embarking…

Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise
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Resident Evil fans get requiem later than promised surprise surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

It seems like CAPCOM is playing a game of musical chairs with their release schedule, and we’re all just along…

Issa Rae Launches Insecure 10th Anniversary Tour
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Issa Rae Launches Insecure 10th Anniversary Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Insecure creator Issa Rae has announced a 2026 tour marking the 10th anniversary of her hit HBO series, with the…

Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans
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Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

For over a decade, we’ve been hearing whispers about a folding iPhone, and it looks like Apple is finally ready…

Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Beabadoobee drops new shoegaze track Switchblade
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Beabadoobee drops new shoegaze track Switchblade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

beabadoobee has released her new song, “Switchblade,” the second single from her upcoming fourth album, Pylon, due out September 18th…

Taco Bell Probed Over Link to Diarrhea Causing Parasite Outbreak
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Taco Bell Probed Over Link to Diarrhea Causing Parasite Outbreak

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Health officials are investigating a potential link between a multi-state outbreak of cyclosporiasis and the popular fast food chain Taco…

Twin Temple Drops New Album Doomed Lovers And Title Track
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Twin Temple Drops New Album Doomed Lovers And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Twin Temple have announced their new album, Doomed Lovers, a record made among personal turmoil for the married duo. As…

Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment
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Iron Maiden Sells Half Of Music Catalog To Pophouse Entertainment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Iron Maiden have sold half the rights to their music and likenesses to Pophouse Entertainment. Pophouse is the same production…

Pedro Pascal Shows Off Cello Skills In Behemoth Trailer
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Pedro Pascal Shows Off Cello Skills In Behemoth Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

The first official trailer for BEHEMOTH! has been revealed by Searchlight Pictures, starring Pedro Pascal and directed by Tony Gilroy.…

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